Today as I was doing laundry, I saw a really high-quality couch in the book room. This place is a repository for old knick-knacks and furniture that tenants no longer want.
I ran up to my apartment to grab some measuring tape to see if it would fit, and I saw one of my neighbors. We struck up a conversation and she mentioned that the super moved all the foyer couches into the laundry room temporarily.
Long story short, I almost stole the waiting room couch of my apartment building.